What's Wrong Here?

There's something not quite right with the beginning of this story:

LOS ANGELES — Cops have filed felony charges against an armed, crazed stalker who authorities say drove cross-country to break onto the "Dancing With the Stars" set to meet Olympian Shawn Johnson - who he hoped would father his children.

It's Only Funny Because It's True

What European Tribes Think About One Another.

Let 'Em Die

If John McCain had said this five months ago, he might be president today.

Hat tip: Drudge