Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Fair Enough

Seeing as we're making fun of Joe Biden (hard task, that), here's a joke from the 1988 presidential campaign I read about over at TKS during last year's election season:

Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Gary Hart, Joe Biden, and Michael Dukakis are on a cruise together when the ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink.

Jimmy Carter calls out "Women and children first!"

Nixon says "Screw 'em!"

Gary Hart says "Do you think we have time?"

Joe Biden says "Do you think we have time?"

Dukakis says "Did you hear what Biden just said?"

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